热裤……很热，但很酷。
Hotpants... So Hot they're Cool.
76561198078907720
Steam工坊
预览截图
1 张图片
主预览图
左右滑动查看更多 · 点击图片查看原图
模组介绍
有一天，你沿着海滩蜿蜒而行，漫无目的地用你最喜欢的岩石敲打三叶虫，突然发现一个可爱的尼安德特少女向你诱惑地跺脚。
查看英文原文
One day you are meandering along the beach, aimlessly whacking trilobites with your favourite rock when you suddenly spy a cute Neanderthal wench stomping seductively towards you.
Sooo...
Just like any other red blooded, dinosaur munching, muscle bound 'He-Man', you masterfully assemble a suave and sophisticated plan that will surely win her fancy.
And by that I mean you grab a large fistful of thatch, shove it down the front of your pants and strut around like a Jurassic Fonzie.
At this point 4 things become strikingly apparent.
1. It is hard to strut around like Jurassic Fonzie with a crotch full of nether-splinters.
2. You are now bleeding so profusely that your pants have turned a very un-Fonzie shade of pink.
3. You feel surprisingly well insulated... neither hot nor cold.
4. Cute Neanderthal wench is now chatting up someone who looks an awful lot like Ralph Malph.
----------------
This is a mod for those people who love the game but not the temperature swings and/or extremes.
In short - It provides a temperature nerf.
If you play ARK for the challenge then this may not be for you. If you play more for the adventure and would be happy with a little less challenge then read on!
Craft a pair of really easy to obtain pants with superb hyper/hypo insulating properties and good armour value.
Requirements:
-- To learn
. . . Player Level 0
. . . cost 0 Engram points. (Why waste engram points on a mod that you may not keep?)
-- To craft
. . . 1 cloth pants
. . . 1 large fistful of thatch shoved appropriately. (Changed to 50 fibre + 1 thatch)
Attributes:
-- Craft them and find out.
----------------
Mod ID is 593328404.
----------------
This mod is pretty much a 1 trick pony. I do not have big plans for it. It is basically done.
It creates a new item. it doesn't change any existing content and should be happy to sit anywhere in the load order.
I wrote Hotpants because the temperature extremes reduced my enjoyment of the game. For me, this mod makes the game a bit less frustrating and more fun to play.
I changed the mod visibility from hidden to public in case someone else felt the same way and wanted to try it.
Sooo...
Just like any other red blooded, dinosaur munching, muscle bound 'He-Man', you masterfully assemble a suave and sophisticated plan that will surely win her fancy.
And by that I mean you grab a large fistful of thatch, shove it down the front of your pants and strut around like a Jurassic Fonzie.
At this point 4 things become strikingly apparent.
1. It is hard to strut around like Jurassic Fonzie with a crotch full of nether-splinters.
2. You are now bleeding so profusely that your pants have turned a very un-Fonzie shade of pink.
3. You feel surprisingly well insulated... neither hot nor cold.
4. Cute Neanderthal wench is now chatting up someone who looks an awful lot like Ralph Malph.
----------------
This is a mod for those people who love the game but not the temperature swings and/or extremes.
In short - It provides a temperature nerf.
If you play ARK for the challenge then this may not be for you. If you play more for the adventure and would be happy with a little less challenge then read on!
Craft a pair of really easy to obtain pants with superb hyper/hypo insulating properties and good armour value.
Requirements:
-- To learn
. . . Player Level 0
. . . cost 0 Engram points. (Why waste engram points on a mod that you may not keep?)
-- To craft
. . . 1 cloth pants
. . . 1 large fistful of thatch shoved appropriately. (Changed to 50 fibre + 1 thatch)
Attributes:
-- Craft them and find out.
----------------
Mod ID is 593328404.
----------------
This mod is pretty much a 1 trick pony. I do not have big plans for it. It is basically done.
It creates a new item. it doesn't change any existing content and should be happy to sit anywhere in the load order.
I wrote Hotpants because the temperature extremes reduced my enjoyment of the game. For me, this mod makes the game a bit less frustrating and more fun to play.
I changed the mod visibility from hidden to public in case someone else felt the same way and wanted to try it.